Be In A Show

four old broads on the high seas play

Auditions are October 17th & 18th at 6:30pm at 1717 S. Union. 

It will keep audiences in stitches, we are sure!

Get ready to set sail with your favorite OLD BROADS. Yes…they’re back again and ready for a Sassy Senior’s cruise to the Bahamas. Beatrice is determined to have her pick of ALL the eligible men on the ship. But Maude, fresh from her win at The Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant, plans on being her biggest competition. Wedding Bells are ringing for Sam and Imogene…maybe. And Eaddy…well…she just wants to know what all the fuss is about up on the topless sun deck. Throw in a murder mystery, a fabulous drag queen and a crazy costume party…and you’re in for a laugh a minute, side splitting laugh out loud night of fun.


Beatrice Shelton:  Senior citizen.  Former burlesque star with an attitude.  One of the main “broads”.

Eaddy Mae Clayton:  Senior citizen.  Former nurse and “religious” lady.  Best friends with Beatrice.  One of the main “broads”. 

Imogene Fletcher:  Senior citizen.  Engaged to Sam Smith  One of the main “broads”.

Maude Jenkins:  Senior citizen.  One of the main “broads”.

Sam Smith:  Senior citizen.  Retired Elvis impersonator. Engaged to Imogene.

Herbert:  50s/60s  A smooth talker with the ladies.

Captain Sheldon Sterling:  50s/60s.  Captain of the ship.

Steven Dupree (aka Miss Tequila Mockingbird)  20s/40s  A  Fabulous! drag queen and porter on the ship.

Jim Rockstone:  30s/40s   Detective

Horace Bumpus:  Senior citizen  The somewhat impatient husband of Edna.

Edna Bumpus:  Senior citizen.  The hard-of-hearing wife of Horace.